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With Great Wealth Comes Great Responsibility
by Bill Gates
As you know, over the past thirty years the success of Microsoft has allowed me to amass quite a personal fortune. Watching my net worth grow to nearly sixty billion dollars has obviously been an exhilarating experience, but I’d like to take a moment to share the most important thing I have learned on this wild ride: With great wealth comes great responsibility…
Woo-Hoo, I’m Rich!
by Paul Allen
Damn it feels good to be filthy stinking rich! When I hit the jackpot with Bill at Microsoft, I knew immediately that the rest of my life was going to be kick-ass awesome.
Seriously, do you even realize how sweet life is when you can afford to buy yourself anything you want? Let me give you a few examples…